Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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