return my video game
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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