I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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