singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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