Well douche your snatch and let's go!
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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