you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
my shit smells like andre
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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