we have pet lesbian snakes
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Randomize
