with your own penis?
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I think I died a long time ago.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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