Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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