so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
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