I hope mine doesn't look like that
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
