Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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