I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Randomize
