is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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