And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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