talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
