im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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