She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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