It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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