If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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