I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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