Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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