Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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