He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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