How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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