New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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