The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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