yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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