By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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