Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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