Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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