That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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