Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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