Your tits are I can't wait for
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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