yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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