He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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