dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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