No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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