hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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