honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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