Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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