You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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