Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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