bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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