let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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