At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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