Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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