But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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