? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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