he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
someone owes me an orgasm
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Randomize
