I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you will always have a special place in my vag
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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