real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize