I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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