I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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