So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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