How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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