Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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