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(253): View more from Washington

My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"

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(303): View more from Colorado

She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"

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(518): View more from New York

He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.

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