Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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