Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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